I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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