It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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