I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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