You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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