hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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