is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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