I don't think brook has ever known best
He told me they were just razor bumps!
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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