I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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