Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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