at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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