I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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