I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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