is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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