Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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