He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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