i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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