at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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