her vagine was all disorganized.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
no you cant smoke seaweed
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
COCAINE IS GR8
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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