Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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