Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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