Do you still have your period?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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