True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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