you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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