I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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