Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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