you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize