Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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