you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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