dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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