i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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