Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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