She announced her abortion via fbk
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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