Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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