Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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