nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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