I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
BRING THE BAGELS
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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