plz talk dirty to me
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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