your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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