rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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