Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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