You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
