Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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