Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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