is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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