her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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