Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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