if only i could text you this smell
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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