Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
BRING THE BAGELS
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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