I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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