That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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