the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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