these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
be right there i have to get my cape
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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