I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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